10 reasons U know it's been too long since you've Showered

#1 You are wearing mascara and you haven't applied it since Monday.

#2 You hear yourself say things like - Why do I do the laundry when I never dirty any of the cloths.

#3 While lounging with your hands behind your head, you get a whiff of some sort of bacterial fungus growing in your armpits.

#4 You notice that it's been several days since you've answered your door or made an appearance around others for fear you'd scare them off. You even have started hitting the floor when a doorbell rings on the TV.

#5 Your best feature can no longer even be considered distance

#6 Your hair is greasier than Southern Fried Chicken and has to be washed several times to get completely clean.

#7 It's gone WAY beyond that not so fresh feeling.

#8 It looks like several birds have now taken shelter in your hair and sometimes while scratching you question whether they really have...finding small pieces of wood chips and strings.

#9 When you do finally brush your teeth they feel slickery like when you got your braces off.

#10 You do finally shower and your babies have to stare in your eyes, like beauty to the beast, when he transforms in to the prince. Like....mom, I know you are in there.....is that you.


UPDATE ! 2pm ! (with song)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and GAY !

Oh yes I did....I showered.
The boys will wake up and wonder where their mother went...but once lunch stains take form on my shirt all will come back.

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