M wife didn't bite.....I had to tell her to even look at my blog this afternoon. She was unimpressed.
I wanted to talk about my Vertigo today so bad but couldn't because I HAD to leave up the stupid April fools post. GAWD. just to freak a few more people out :) hee hee
I watched the video suggested where you throw yourself forward like you passed out and then flop over to the other side like you were having some kind of seizure. (apparently a method to realign the crystals in your head) I thought it seemed really silly. and I didn't know I even HAD crystals in my head. calcification of my hard drive, maybe. a cave where my brain USED to be. but crystals no.
Yes I did it.
I felt like an idiot and counted out loud to 30 with each motion, like the remarkably unemotional and restrained woman did on the video. She didn't count out loud, but I was afraid if I didn't I would fall asleep and then all the crystals would settle in the front of my head causing me to walk with my head forward and all slumped over. With me driving crazy because of the pills I would SURELY be taken in when given the sobriety tests.....well and because I am a little drunk. WOO HOOO green beer on April fools. right ? maybe I have it wrong. either way the method didn't work.
BUT, I did read online and there were A MILLION and 1 ways to get rid of BPV. Ginger root, hair of a lizard and strawberries.
I happen to have strawberries at my house and while cutting them up for Syd's lunch (note : I cut them up for everyone. Syd is the only one who eats them) I ate a couple and within minutes felt a little better. HONESTLY. With most things, if ones good for you a bunch is better. (this also applies to oreos, milk duds, wine and warm nuts in first class
After finishing off ALL of the strawberries I had no more vertigo.
Today I have a headache. I don't know if it's from the vertigo or the green beer.
Ok, joking aside....I think it's from the beer. NO SERIOUSLY. I didn't drink any green beer. fah real people.
I believe the next time I DO drink too much beer, whether it be green or any other color, I will try that stupid video technique. Just to see if it helps REALIGN mah crystals. Or I'll buy some chocolate covered strawberries. mmmm. even better.
This post was supposed to be about teething.
To not make a liar out of my title here's a quick run down of our teething sitcherassdown.
Nathan got his first tooth on Monday. It's just peeking through. He's off the Lortab and not happy about it. (I don't know WHY I took him off of the sauce before both teeth were through)
The end.
Oh and Ryan has got his haunches in the air. He's on his knees and rocking.
It's funny...everyone will leave the room and now Nathan follows....leaving Ryan sitting there with a ball in one hand and a look of "what the hell people?" on his face. Soon my stationary son. very soon.
They are both pulling up on stuff. Not yet couches or anything. but the play block, their brothers chairs, my leg. :)
Here I sit...finishing up my post. My wife sitting next to me on facebook. neither of us talking. DAMN TECHNOLOGY. It's a wonder anybody talks at all any more.
TA DA
Cute pictures.
"Doctor doctor it hurts when I do this"
"Ya wanna see mah tooth, it's raht here"
"you think it's funny. Let me jab this dinosaur tail in your gums and see how YOU like it !"
"What. I'm supposed to be getting teeth. Nobody told me"
"I'm just here to look cute"
"oh and for the lotion massages after bath time"
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