I'm just a witch !

One of my dearest friends throws a Witches Night Out Party every year. I haven't ever been before this year, I don't know her friends all that well and you know how I am super shy and all. :)
I decided this year was THE YEAR !
See she has a couple of Fortune tellers come to give fortunes while you drink and eat and mingle.
One of the readers apparently works with the Salt Lake Police Department and did a reading for the hostess last year and was RIGHT ON in some very specific areas of her life. Not all vague like mine.
Any ways. Knowing that this party was going to be full of Hugh Hefner witches.....I still decided to make my costume. That should have been my first indicator to just stay my ass home.
THEN. 2 minutes before I left...Spencer threw up. We had a babysitter....J was about 45 minutes away.
I left him any ways. I KNOW I KNOW...I'M TERRIBLE. I'M THE WORST MOM EVER. If he was anything like the other 2....it wouldn't come up again for at LEAST a few more hours.
I was picking some desserts up for the party, taking something to share and wanted to get there early so that I wasn't standing in line for the reader.
As the garage door closed apparently Ryan who had been clingy threw up in the wood chips outside. ugh. HUGE NEON SIGNS "STAY HOME ! STAY HOME !" flashed at each corner on my way to the party. I continued on.

Me and my neighbor both had witches parties the same night and made our skirts together. We got a picture together on the big night.....at that very moment I felt like a neat treat.
I showed up and felt like a fairy.
I guess I didn't expect anything different.
There were a few friends from High School there....nuff said....one of them said that she wouldn't have recognized me on the street. That I didn't look anything like my old self. Another one said that she always thought I looked just like Mariah Carey. OMGAYKM (oh my god are you kidding me) Not like the, you look just like Hillary Clinton comments...but COME ON.

I left feeling a little low. My reading was a farce. I went to the party looking more like Mariah Carey in Cirque de soleil on shrooms than slut-tilda the witch...and had to come home to pukey boys and laundry. (sigh) (oh and I guess Ryan lost his cookies all over Jan's face to boot. Her mouth was closed thank god)

That was Thursday night. Cameron joined his brothers at 4:30 am but at least made it to the toilet to finish off the stomach bug from hell 2010 (?)
We had a good weekend recuperating and doing laundry and then last night...Ryan, who has still been super clingy since Thursday...decided to have explosive diarrhea and at 8pm threw up approximately 2 liters of a mixture of dinner, drinks and bile.
Today....Nathan has diarrhea.

It's going to get better right ? It HAS to get better.

2 extremely neat treats.

Britt, you really are the hostess with the mostess

Also neat treats :)

She does such a great job putting these parties together. Right down to the littlest details.
Besides the glow of my self worth burning out :)...it was a great party.
Next year I'm TOTALLY going to slut it out !

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